Took my 6 y/o daughter to a college football game and my dream of turning her into a fan quickly faded when she asked to go home in the first quarter because “we just watched this game on TV last week.”

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) September 18, 2023

Overheard my 11 y/o daughter record her voicemail greeting: “Hi, you’ve reached my voicemail. When you hear the beep, hang up and send me a text.” This generation gets it.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) December 6, 2022

Cut my finger while carving a pumpkin and my 12 y/o daughter told me to save the blood in case we needed it for decorations so I said, “ok, sweetie,” and took garlic to bed with me because WTF.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) October 31, 2022

Saw a 4 y/o boy dressed as a Ghostbuster so I asked him if he was afraid of ghosts hoping he’d reply, “I ain’t afraid of no ghosts” but instead he looked me dead in the eye, held up his gun and said, “No. Have you seen any?”

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) October 30, 2022