I saw a woman say "Ask a man to describe the qualities of a good woman and watch him describe a slave"

And damn.

— Cooper (@Cooperstreaming) March 24, 2024

Best tactic when someone posts an unsolicited dick pic is to freak out and ask them why they’re sending you CHILD PORNOGRAPHY – you will report them.

Then they either have to say they’re sharing kiddie porn or no, despite all appearances, that is in fact their adult penis.

— Cooper (@Cooperstreaming) April 26, 2020