I try to act nonchalant, but inside I'm chalant as hell.

— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) September 2, 2024

It's a five minute walk from my house to the bar and a thirty minute walk home. The difference is staggering,

— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) August 9, 2024

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please

— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) January 14, 2024

Sloth isn't such a bad sin. It keeps me from committing the other six.

— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) December 8, 2023

Don't give up on your dreams. Go back to sleep.

— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) November 4, 2023

50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”

— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) July 2, 2022