You know what never buys a social media app to control content?
Love.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) April 26, 2022
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The person who drew the first heart had obviously never seen a heart.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) February 12, 2022
Oh, you like astronomy? Name all the stars.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) February 6, 2022
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way I look at the block button.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) January 22, 2022
Sure I’m a V.I.P.
Vaccinated
Internet
Person— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) January 14, 2022
This apocalypse is taking FOREVER
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 7, 2021
A threesome, but the other two participants are pizza and chips.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) July 21, 2021
ME: *prints a single document
MY PRINTER: *continues to make noises for a month
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) February 27, 2021
I am currently more powerful than the president.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) January 9, 2021
Abandoned in the woods…
Raised by ducks…
Forced to survive.
This is his story.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 10, 2019