Me: would you like some olive oil on the pasta?
Customer: is it extra virgin?
Me: *tearing up* no it’s the same price
— its steeve again (@steeve_again) July 20, 2022
There’s a guy in my pocket pic.twitter.com/uLzlRp6tLj
— steeve again (@steeve_again) November 12, 2021
Why does every toy in Toy Story always stop moving when a human is around? Who do they answer to? Who created that rule ? WHO IS THEIR GOD?
Therapist: let go of my collar
— steeve again (@steeve_again) June 2, 2019
Harry Potter: Voldemort killed Cedric
Ministry of magic: Liar
Harry: use a pensieve to view my memories
Ministry: we don wanna
— Steeve again (@steeve_again) September 6, 2019