drinking a capri sun after sex like i’m smoking a cigarette
— trash jones (@jzux) September 14, 2022
every restaurant should have a little bed you can lie down in if you eat too much
— trash jones (@jzux) August 20, 2022
bringing an apple to my doctor’s appointment. it’s time to finish this
— trash jones (@jzux) August 6, 2022
we need a male siri/alexa because you’d be like “David, set a timer for 8am” and he’d be like Ugh I can tryyy but you do it so much better
— trash jones (@jzux) August 3, 2022
feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?
— trash jones (@jzux) May 7, 2022
I SAID YES!!! 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💍💍💍💍💍 someone asked me if i was feeling sad!!
— trash jones (@jzux) October 24, 2021
HE PROPOSED!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 to the girl he dated after me!
— trash jones (@jzux) August 23, 2021