i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no groom. just me eating a big cake
— trash jones (@jzux) March 24, 2024
can't believe i'm wasting my hottest years sending emails
— trash jones (@jzux) March 5, 2024
I SAID YES!!! 😍😍😍😍😍💍💍💍💍 ❤️❤️❤️❤️ someone asked if I was alone for valentine’s day!!!
— trash jones (@jzux) February 14, 2024
me spending $200 on scented candles: wooooooo
me spending $200 on health insurance: i will never financially recover from this
— trash jones (@jzux) December 14, 2023
life is like a box of chocolates. more expensive than i was expecting
— trash jones (@jzux) November 6, 2023
me lying to my doctor saying i drink 2-3 alcoholic beverages a week pic.twitter.com/sD81yd2Nsp
— trash jones (@jzux) October 8, 2023
how i feel when i’m in bed at 11 instead of 2 pic.twitter.com/5rlHaHRoXa
— trash jones (@jzux) October 10, 2023
I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 my psychiatrist asked if we should up my dose!!!
— trash jones (@jzux) September 3, 2023
“do one thing every day that scares you” yeah why do you think i’m going to work
— trash jones (@jzux) August 24, 2023