I know country music has a reputation for misogyny and racism, but there’s a thriving subculture of Goodbye Earl-type songs that are extremely celebratory of women who murder their exes. And I think that’s nice.
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) November 6, 2023
Thank you for your email. I will respond when I receive another one I’d like to respond to even less.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) April 10, 2023
My therapist: do you think you’re having sex with so many random men to fill a hole in your life?
Me: well, two holes, if we’re being honest
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) January 28, 2023
My ex used to always want to sleep right after sex and I didn’t. He’d be like “you don’t understand, orgasms make me sleepy” and it’s like ok but orgasms also make me sleepy
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) October 16, 2022
My boyfriend just sent me six texts, all by accident, all intended for his friend. All six were about how much he loved Nicolas Cage. I would have rather found out he was cheating.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) September 14, 2022
I didn’t actually realize that aging would happen to me, personally
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) September 5, 2021
It’s not weird that babies wake up and immediately start crying. It’s actually weird that no one else does. It’s the most appropriate reaction to a new day.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) September 4, 2021
Harry Potter is, at its core, a beautiful story about the value of having a hot mom
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) January 10, 2021
The most realistic Harry Potter storyline is definitely the one where he can’t handle that his girlfriend cries a lot
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) January 11, 2021