I got 6 laugh reacts in a group chat of 7 people what the fuck did you do today
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 11, 2024
I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologise to me immediately.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 6, 2024
Apart from my actions what the hell did I do to deserve this
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) November 6, 2023
December 3rd and my son has just advised me that he has “completed” his advent calendar.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) December 3, 2023
If I say “it’s no trouble” then it’s no trouble. If I say “it’s really no trouble” honestly how fucken dare you ask this of me.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) October 1, 2023
I don’t like when my mates wish me a happy Father’s Day. I’m not your dad ya fucken idiot.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) September 3, 2023
Only god can judge me, your honour.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) September 12, 2021
It would appear I have fucked up. pic.twitter.com/pLeGacil8y
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 7, 2021
Astrology is amazing, I don’t get why people hate on it so much. Why the fuck wouldn’t you welcome the opportunity to blame your failures and shortcomings solely on your birthday.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) July 27, 2021