Sometimes my 4yo and I play a game where I pretend to be a witch that eats bad children (normal). This morning I asked him if I could eat his sister and he goes "she's the best!" "oh, you don't want me to eat her?" then and he goes "No, she TASTES the best, good texture."

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) August 20, 2024

“You shouldn’t let your kids watch tv” ok but have you considered I’m really tired and I want to look at my phone

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) August 2, 2024

I told my 4yo I really liked his shirt and he goes “thanks I got it on Amazon on sale”. Excuse me, I bought that shirt for you and not on Amazon, sir. (Was on sale, though).

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) July 23, 2024

My 4yo, screaming at his little sister for touching his toy: I AM GOING TO SEND YOU TO JAIL

*looks at me, and I am frowning at him*

4yo: I mean…maybe I will send you to jail. Maybe not. We'll see.

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 26, 2024

My 4yo told me this morning: I won't be having tantrums anymore now that I'm four. That was when I was three. Huge if true. Watch this space.

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 24, 2024

Last night I was lying in my 3yos bed as he was falling asleep and he reached out to me in the dark, put his hand on me and said “ahhhh, big belly, tiny head, that’s my mama”

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) April 20, 2024

Children are so progressive now, I just heard kids arranging a game of house at the park say “should we have a mom and a dad or two dads?” “Two dads…but one is evil.”

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) April 13, 2024

My 3yo told us we should “sell the baby to another family” after she knocked down his block tower, which is honestly so great because he used to tell us to throw her away in the garbage and now he at least thinks she’s valuable enough that someone would pay for her.

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) April 12, 2024