Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults… write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong

— abby govindan (@abbygov) April 3, 2024

I would never date a stand up comedian… we break up next thing I know hes describing our sex life in graphic detail at an open mic with 11 people

— abby govindan (@abbygov) September 8, 2021

forget your Hogwarts house, tell me if you would be an earth water air or fire bender

— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) August 16, 2020

Freud was really like "bitches be crazy" and we just accepted it as scientific fact for centuries

— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) February 27, 2019

did you know that if you dab after walking the stage and receiving your diploma at graduation legally the degree becomes void

— Abhinaya (@abbygov) May 18, 2019