[PARODY] I am Elon Musk and I [PARODY] am a stupid motherfucking cocksucking [PARODY] dangerous sociopathic spoiled little man-boy for whom [PARODY] $40+ billion dollars is still not enough to [PARODY] grant a layer of either [PARODY] thick skin or self-awareness. [PARODY]
— God (Thee/Thy) (@TheTweetOfGod) November 7, 2022
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Sometimes I hear voices from Myself telling Me to kill people.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 25, 2022
Watching "Jurassic World" really made Me nostalgic for the era between day six of Creation and Noah's Ark, when they lived.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 14, 2015
No, I will not.
This is a Thee problem, not a Me problem. https://t.co/Xy3Nl1Zgln
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 1, 2021
As My own son, for #FathersDay I bought Myself a necktie.
And as My own father, I thanked Myself and silently felt disappointed.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 20, 2021
Bernie Madoff is in hell.
The devil will be broke in 18 months.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 14, 2021
I FORGOT JUNIOR'S BIRTHDAY!
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 26, 2020
The best part of Christmas morning is watching My son wake up early, run down the stairs, and nail himself to the tree.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 25, 2020
Has anyone seen My monolith?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 30, 2020
I just got My hand back. #RIPMaradona
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 25, 2020