Will I understand "Jurassic World" if I didn't see "Triassic World?" #LSSC

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) June 12, 2015

Before I order these figures, does anyone know if you can take them out and play with them or are they glued to the display stand? pic.twitter.com/vLVS1QfjEa

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) June 12, 2021

There's so much I admire about the French: their sophistication, their cinema, their willingness to prosecute former presidents.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 2, 2021

A Chicago man in a Breaking Bad t-shirt was arrested for cooking meth. Memo to self: stop wearing Dexter t-shirt.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 27, 2014

People have paid more attention to "Cats" in the last 24 hours than cats have paid attention to people in history.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) July 19, 2019

That Starbucks cup in Game of Thrones really broke the reality of a dragon-riding lady in love with a guy who came back from the dead.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) May 7, 2019