Dune is nearly impossible to spoil. Anything you tell someone sounds like gibberish. “So Paul likes the name of this type of mouse but it’s also a moon and he’s like guys call me this and you know of course that means he’s space Jesus or not. Then Austin butler had a birthday so”

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 5, 2024

ELON PLAN A: “If you pay $8, people are forced to see your racist replies first.”

ELON PLAN B: “Since normal humans keep blocking people who pay $8, you may now hide your check when posting racist replies.”

ELON PLAN C: “Nobody can be blocked unless they say where my plane is”

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) August 18, 2023

If Elon Musk buys Twitter, I’m never signing in again until five minutes later when I’m bored and open the app without thinking

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 25, 2022

The primary rule of Twitter is that if you ask a sincere question, you will only get joke responses and if you make a joke, you will only get deathly serious responses

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 24, 2021

Loving the look of Palpatine in the new Star Wars film pic.twitter.com/Ijooyp2HBD

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 12, 2019