When your favorite song comes on…wait for it!🤠 @LilNasX pic.twitter.com/Zdxd8QgdSt

— Aussies Doing Things (@aussiesdointhgs) June 28, 2019

me after cummin before the other person and not wanting to do any more sex stuff because secx gross now eww yucky yucky pic.twitter.com/xNa0xbpK4F

— im not reading all that (@LilNasX) October 12, 2022

starting my first tour tonight and i have social anxiety, so if ur in the audience please turn around and don’t look at me.

— NASARATI (@LilNasX) September 6, 2022

i overheard my uber driver and his wife being sad about having trouble having kids so i left my nephew in the car. i love doing gods work!🤍

— nope (@LilNasX) October 27, 2020

me at a funeral after saying we should cut the person open to see if they’re cake pic.twitter.com/m0R2Fa3dRU

— nope (@LilNasX) July 12, 2020

finally watch the new avengers wow that purple man is mean

— nope (@LilNasX) May 6, 2019

omw to mcdonald’s y’all want something? pic.twitter.com/ImmqvWjZb2

— nope (@LilNasX) March 26, 2019

nobody:

y’all: I SWEAR 🙏🏾TO GOD ☝🏾YALL BETTER 🚫NOT BRING YALL KIDS 👶🏽 TO THE THEATRE 🎭 FOR LION KING 🦁👑 THIS FOR US GROWN UPS🧔🏽👱🏽‍♀️ONLY❗️😫😫

— nope (@LilNasX) November 24, 2018