The best tweets of June 2015
Let’s start this month’s selection with a short #Tweetstory
Basically I was trying to undo her bra and we hugged for so long it just felt like the right thing to do.
— Keri (@kerihw) June 4, 2015
How about we go on with LOVE ?
*about to be hung* executioner: any last words me: um u look very lovely today e: *twirling the rope around his finger* lol stop it
— Chris Scarlette (@ChrisScarlette) June 1, 2015
Perks of dating me : I'm too lazy to cheat on you
— Kitty.Shitty (@KittyShittyy) June 17, 2015
Awkward moment when they move to Canada and realize gay marriage has been legalized there for 10 years pic.twitter.com/E1a1K3L40X
— Mrs.Gary Oak (@DarthVenn) June 26, 2015
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) June 26, 2015
This is the best thing on the Internet. pic.twitter.com/X2SVPKzGLY
— Jessica Morse (@rosalina559) June 27, 2015
But life also has a dark side.
when you're trying to enjoy a night out but then you remember the threat of the white walkers beyond the wall pic.twitter.com/e4Qf9HJsxv
— becca (@margaerytyreII) June 2, 2015
Camping is like a cult in that you don't realize how awful it is until you're there and can't leave.
— scotus spice (@goldengateblond) June 8, 2015
— 8-bitfiction (@8bitfiction) June 23, 2015
This guy thinks it's cool to kill defenceless animals then take a selfie. Jerk. pic.twitter.com/WbgMklrd9u
— Chris Tilly (@TillyTweets) June 9, 2015
"He's a bit of a character" – Translation: He's the worst person I've ever met
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 2, 2015
— Denham Sadler (@denhamsadler) June 19, 2015
Summer is coming, here is a drinking game for you
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure ur healthy and hydrated
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) June 7, 2015
And a little bouquet of tweets to end this Countwer :
Career & no baby = selfish & heartless No career & baby = lazy Career & baby = won't spend enough time with baby = selfish ITS A TRAP
— BANTZ (@awesommelier) June 1, 2015
Hate it when dudes say "leave something to the imagination!" like what do you think is under my clothes? a mystery prize? a pumpkin? Obama?
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) June 6, 2015
3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card? Me (in bed): Yes. 3yo: Will he love it? Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015
Put QR codes on guns so no one will use them.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 18, 2015
kitten error, please restart pic.twitter.com/wDhvrGdVkl
— Emergency Kittens (@EmrgencyKittens) June 15, 2015