The best tweets of May 2016

 
 

When a mere word changes everything.

Deadass spent 2 hours doing project on Youth in Asia then find out it's supposed to be on Euthanasia. Summer wya 😭 pic.twitter.com/Fvi7hdybSh

— john (@johnnnn_d) May 5, 2016

Here's some erratum we found in a book a while ago. Errata is generally not as funny as this pic.twitter.com/enaOMkJBzD

— NLS Reading Rooms (@nls_reading) May 24, 2016

https://twitter.com/AxelAtwin/status/733522891539550208
 

How about a nice cup of MINDFUCK ?

"Wait, I Can Explain" pic.twitter.com/Qaf1ngDM03

— David East (@davideastUK) May 5, 2016

how the fuck are they already on the textbook if theyre posing for it pic.twitter.com/fkpP9HTWnk

— 𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖 (@kingofthe99) May 19, 2016

Sorry, but I can't see the difference. pic.twitter.com/SYDVRPGj5a

— the next supreme 🔮 (@ferchu_finish) May 29, 2016

FUCK OASIS

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016

I've reached the final level. pic.twitter.com/xyQIkylqPJ

— s c o o t (@ohlol) May 24, 2016

https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/736346157190782976
 

When technology goes wrong

Banking tips pic.twitter.com/8Q90f056EZ

— Maximum Anna (@ajlobster) May 24, 2016

ok @SoundCloud pic.twitter.com/px4W4EgLyd

— Nick Murphy (@nick_murphy) May 25, 2016

https://twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/735140494980841472
 

Videogames

Okay, video game companies are doing this on purpose now. pic.twitter.com/vpH6wBIlDs

— ARA (@Araphrase) May 26, 2016

Everyone talks about the butts in @Overwatch but check out these hot demon butts in @DOOM pic.twitter.com/bns59gNKIs

— Davey Does Dallas (@DaveOshry) May 26, 2016

If video games have taught me anything, this cat has a side quest to offer me. pic.twitter.com/LA949bnAeo

— You Had One Job (@YouHadOneJ0B) May 29, 2016

one of the great things about video games is how they can offer us tense moral choices pic.twitter.com/auPylKlXV2

— Professor Layton Vander Esch (@Yelix) June 4, 2016

 

Politics made in Twitter

@manuelvalls Democracy is so overrated. #LoiTravail #49al3 pic.twitter.com/yadC6ODoVO

— House of Cards (@HouseofCards) May 11, 2016

Made me forget the humidity for a moment. Worth 5 bucks. pic.twitter.com/lRvEoZ31mF

— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) May 11, 2016

 

The British are just… different.

Does it get any more British than apologising for giving out free parking? @SoVeryBritish pic.twitter.com/ec81otknpy

— Mike Fuller (@mikefuller91) May 7, 2016

Meanings of "I don't mind"
1. I really mind
2. I'm not listening
3. I'm going to do neither
4. On your head be it
5. I don't mind

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 8, 2016

 

Animals <3

I sincerely hope that this video of an otter eating lettuce brings peace and joy to your life pic.twitter.com/80EEztLTqb

— officialseanpenn (@officalseanpenn) May 14, 2016

Ignore them Amy, love. We don't want to be in their stupid film anyway. pic.twitter.com/7dUBY2NTuD

— trouteyes (@trouteyes) May 30, 2016

pic.twitter.com/MQS7yRuvoM

— Pokemon Stuff (@StuffOfPoke) May 31, 2016

 

And let’s end on a high note

Biologists are brutal. pic.twitter.com/CX7AK39lqS

— Pádraig Belton (@PadraigBelton) May 5, 2016

The irony of this reply tho. pic.twitter.com/9OVLTosjqC

— Jennifer Scheurle (@Gaohmee) May 20, 2016

LADIES do NOT buy this! This is for MEN. The peppermint is TOO powerful for our fragile feminine teeth & lady mouths pic.twitter.com/chR4Lyz5ru

— Chaparrita (@hatetofeeI) May 23, 2016

Roman citizen: 'I'm here for a passport picture'
Shop guy: 'We have this new technology, it's like 200 pixels.' pic.twitter.com/jJi9xw7ZOy

— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) May 24, 2016

after 18 years we finally have the ability to clearly see that one guy flipping us off in end of evangelion pic.twitter.com/fJLiQ2IRSv

— beast mode 25/8 (@RabbeseKing) May 6, 2016

INTERVIEWER: tell me about a time you refused to compromise
ME: no

— Mayor P (friendly neighborhood mayor) (@punmagnate) May 9, 2016

Wife: quiet, you'll wake the baby
Me [very sarcastically]: poor guy must be shattered from shitting himself & sucking titties all day

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 21, 2016

Man tries to burn EU flag, can't burn it because of EU directive on flammable materials pic.twitter.com/PkxicDABXC

— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) May 31, 2016

The magic was in you. https://t.co/QuacGfiH9g pic.twitter.com/1rboykPYGH

— Shen (@shenanigansen) May 13, 2016