Hello everybody, this is the second edition of the Countwer. So let’s see what our friends from the UK or the USA are joking about.
They always have brilliant ideas
This is a million dollar idea. pic.twitter.com/5DmFETfflt
— Christer Kaitila (@McFunkypants) November 7, 2014
Taking museum selfies to the next level pic.twitter.com/zu9jwGYwf1
— Amanda (@amanda_grigg) November 3, 2014
every christmas my bff and i send cards to random addresses pic.twitter.com/4XQl5p8UCN
— Kathleen (@kathradical) November 21, 2014
Sometimes young boys on Facebook send me rape threats, so I've started telling their mothers. pic.twitter.com/0Cbs81eXiE
— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) November 28, 2014
Well maybe not always
Look into the eyes of your great-great-great grandchild and explain why we did this pic.twitter.com/YTzGL6zaBf
— bentley (@DJBentley) November 5, 2014
If you ever feel like an idiot just remember Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind guy. pic.twitter.com/VU9wSZG08d
— Disgracebook (@discracebook) November 22, 2014
They also find ways to show you the ugly truth
Creating a password reminder just keeps getting more and more emotionally draining. pic.twitter.com/zeldY6Y7zE
— JamieDMJ (@JamieDMJ) November 8, 2014
MOST POWERFUL DISNEY PICTURES I HAVE EVER SEEN pic.twitter.com/WpH99gqQRd
— Common White Girl (@girlposts) November 6, 2014
my boyfriend and I wanna watch a movie…can anyone recommend any boyfriends?
— taylor (@CamMyHero) November 17, 2014
I'm surprised that people don't like me because I'm an atheist. There are so many better reasons not to like me.
— Sarcasticsapien (@Sarcasticsapien) November 24, 2014
What's wrong with this country, in one tweet: pic.twitter.com/nzlRe808WK
— Anthony Adragna (@aadragna) November 25, 2014
isn't it weird how people drop off of twitter when they become happy or fulfilled in some way
— jon hendren (@fart) November 27, 2014
Oh by the way, they have THE SAME product as we do
My kids may be watching too much Netflix. After the movie at the cinema they just stayed there waiting for the next one to play
— Jake_Lachlan (@jake_lach) November 27, 2014
Found a Werther's Original in my purse- am I 70?
— Laura Palmer (@LauraPalmer198) November 25, 2014
Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.
— austin (@HausOfAustin) November 2, 2014
And they have the same worries
Cutting a baby’s fingernails is like cutting the red, yellow and green wires on a bomb, hoping each clip doesn’t set off an explosion.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) September 17, 2014
I'm so glad the news decided Ebola's not a big deal anymore.
— Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) November 15, 2014
I'm pretty sure my parents only had me because they couldn't afford a dishwasher.
— Mined Ova Matta (@MinedOvaMatter) November 30, 2014
Is it possible that US and UK people are just … human ?
Momma told me I should sing about what's in my heart, so this next song is about blood.
— Jeremy Wetzel (@WetzelGeek) November 21, 2014
*finds celebrity's phone* Bro check for nudes! "No…wait.." *Retweets my tweets from their account*
— PaperWash© (@PaperWash) October 24, 2014
There is no English Lola, but there are some good hum hum jokes, so let’s end with that
Relationship status: I just put a tampon in and I'm not even on my period.
— Slightly funny Jew (@Dani_Feld) November 26, 2014
I only watch porn for the interior design tips.
— AmishPornStar (@AmishPornStar1) November 29, 2014
When a man says he's not like other guys, he means there's something wrong with his penis, right?
— Vodka n Tots (@Vodkantots) November 26, 2014
Do men that split the bill miss having sex?
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) November 23, 2014
My girlfriend puts my hand on her pregnant belly and asks "Feel the baby?" Then I put her hand on my balls and ask "Feel the babies?"
— ✨мя Gяєєи (@iGreenMonk) November 25, 2014