The best tweets of July 2015
Let’s start this month’s selection with Gifs
Women just don't understand the rules of professional sports. pic.twitter.com/oC5d6aQphO
— Hayden Scott-Baron (@docky) July 4, 2015
After years of research & millions of dollars, engineers can accurately replicate two drunk people carrying a sofa pic.twitter.com/fwN4mPKGRc
— Matt Round (@mattround) July 10, 2015
When the bus driver ignores you pic.twitter.com/qu63RsgPPw
— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) July 29, 2015
And now some .jpg
This week in the social construction of gender … pic.twitter.com/FyJpIFZf04
— Brian D. Earp (@briandavidearp) July 3, 2015
so proud of america. only 8 years after electing first black pres, we're considering electing our first orange one pic.twitter.com/U31Rrevx6l
— beeple (@beeple) July 31, 2015
This is the parenting section
95% of parenting is just pretending like you know what the fuck you're doing in front of your kids
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) July 1, 2015
mom : did you eat all the donuts me : no mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants me : thats cocaine
— tina (@tinatbh) August 2, 2015
My nephew just lost his first tooth. I hope that teaches him not to interrupt me when I'm speaking.
— 3M075 (@SamuelHLowe) August 2, 2015
Mommy! I cleaned my room. Come see! *walks past big pile of toys and books in the hallway* "Great job, sweetie!"
— Marl Beans (@Marlebean) July 23, 2015
Facing the truth
Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
— moody monday (@mdob11) July 8, 2015
losing everything but weight
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 10, 2015
Japan doesn't fuck around when it comes to dress sizes pic.twitter.com/i7LkNGLlrh
— ZlatanZadeh (@AwesomeZadeh) July 30, 2015
No excuses for not using condoms guys
If a boy ever tells you he's too big for a condom, please send him this pic.twitter.com/SBEjF0p7lW
— Beeble (@DramaticEmily) July 13, 2015
Cecil The Lion
People get really fake upset about dead lions they've never met.
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) August 1, 2015
Who is also a lion pic.twitter.com/82f4qElvlY
— Andrew Stuart (@AndrewStuart) August 1, 2015
Guess what? Your coworkers complain about how annoying and stupid you are too.
— The Sharona (@TheSharona06) August 1, 2015
There's nothing like a coworker to remind you that you hate how people eat, breathe & exist.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 1, 2015
I see dead people. Sir, those are your coworkers. Exactly.
— Busted Flip Flops (@GrillinChillin9) August 1, 2015
What if Ben Affleck’s only pretending to direct a Batman movie in order to get hostages out of Iran?
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) July 10, 2015
Film idea: An army of zombie lions rise from the dead, hell bent on revenge. Only a band of lightly armed dentists can save humanity.
— Wilde Thing (@WildeThingy) August 1, 2015
The Ashley Madison hack has leaked the personal data of over ten million men and six women (four of whom are men).
— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) July 20, 2015
GRANDPA: I served in WWII, the Korean War and built my own house. ME: I find I'm often too tired to text people back.
— Michael Flynn (@Home_Halfway) August 2, 2015
Dear facebook friends: One picture of your vacation is enough. Love, Everyone
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 2, 2015
I THINK [boyfriend goes by] YOU'RE TOO [boyfriend goes by] YOUNG FOR ME [boyfriend goes by] -me breaking up w/ my boyfriend at the carousel
— Sassafrantz (@Sassafrantz) August 2, 2015