So as you can see, in zi ozer side of the ocean or of the sea, people like laughing about Girls and clichés

First women in space: "Houston, we have a problem." What? "Never mind." What's the problem? "Nothing." Please tell us. "I'm fine."

— Jarrett Vanderwyst (@jvanderwyst21) October 13, 2014

Me: If I have $45 and your mother has $15, how much money does your mom have? 6yo: $60 Me: That's correct, son.

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) October 15, 2014

Also, octobre = Halloween

TO THE PEOPLE UPSET WITH ME BECAUSE I WORE KU KLUX KLAN REGALIA ON HALLOWEEN: I didn't know it was Halloween.

— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) October 31, 2014

This is why I love Twitter. pic.twitter.com/fZKRmMCFtn

— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) October 23, 2014

There are some worldwide worries

THIS pic.twitter.com/iihLqhU1BJ

— FAT AMY (@RelatableQuote) October 13, 2014

Maybe god gave ebola to Texas because they shut down all those abortion clinics and women in trouble need a plan b

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 3, 2014

Things more likely to kill Americans than Ebola: Obama's drones George Zimmerman Prescription drugs Working 3 jobs Toddler w/ a gun Poverty

— Arun Gupta (@arunindy) October 1, 2014

Life is just a series of events that interrupt me from eating.

— Michael (@Home_Halfway) November 1, 2014

And potential solutions

i feel like there would be a lot less war and violence if we made free coffee a right

— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) October 29, 2014

My diet would be going just fine if I didn't have a mouth.

— Athena Mystique (@AthenaMystique) October 13, 2014

Random (not Brandon) tweets

[taking tour of hell] devil: careful, the floor is lava me: technically it's magma. you see lava is– devil: yep no surprise u ended up here

— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) October 14, 2014

Protester helps police install VLC player pic.twitter.com/rQnl7E5GJo

— Tezza (@Kaweechelchen) October 29, 2014

You can use a whale to brush your hair but it doesn't work very good.

— Whale Facts (@TheWhaleFacts) October 29, 2014

The year is 2125, we are touring the american ruins. The zombies are too fat to be of any immediate threat.

— THE NATEWOLF (@thenatewolf) October 26, 2014

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) October 28, 2014

Conclusion

Opinions are like birthdays. Everybody has one & I only know yours because of Facebook

— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) October 7, 2014

This is it. If you don’t speak english well, we hope you learned some English words today, sinon rendez-vous next month. Big Kisses.

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